tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

(via g1bby)

edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

(Source: loganlermen, via fake-mermaid)

ofuckme:

why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going 

(via trust)

carafrightley:

i havent taken a good selfie since 1935

(Source: goatpolice, via scruples)

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

(Source: hitchups, via oknope)

mitchdahbitch:

sometimes i forget how ugly i am so when i accidentally open the front camera on my phone i have an actual heart attack

(via tightvaginas)

uglyvevo:

i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

(Source: sadden, via heart)