ofuckme:

why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going 

(via trust)

carafrightley:

i havent taken a good selfie since 1935

(Source: goatpolice, via virginity)

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

(Source: hitchups, via oknope)

mitchdahbitch:

sometimes i forget how ugly i am so when i accidentally open the front camera on my phone i have an actual heart attack

(via tightvaginas)

uglyvevo:

i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

(Source: sadden, via heart)

stephaniealive:

alecats:

books are just dead tattoed trees

That’s metal as fuck

(Source: enerds, via hate)